I FEAR I AM NOT THE ONLY APPLICANT WITH A FEAR COVER PAGE. I FEAR WRITING ABOUT MY FEARS WOULD BE INTERPRETED AS A MARK OF WEAKNESS. I FEARED SUCCUMBING TO THAT FEAR. I FEAR YOU THINK I AM BETTER SUITED TO BE A LOWLY WRITER THAN A CREATIVE BRAND MANAGER. I FEAR YOU ARE MAKING UP YOUR IMPRESSION ABOUT ME TOO QUICKLY. I FEAR, IF I GET INTO ADCENTER, THE WRITER(S) WHO WROTE THE FEAR LINES ON SIXTY WOULD LOOK AT ME WITH CONTEMPT FOR HAVING USED HIS/HER/THEIR IDEA. I FEAR HE/SHE/THEY PAUSED AT “LOWLY WRITER” AND HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD ME. I FEAR I SHOULD HAVE USED “OR” INSTEAD OF “/”. I FEAR SOUNDING INFORMAL. I FEAR SOUNDING TOO DOCTORED IF I ATTEMPT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT MY FEAR OF SOUNDING INFORMAL. I FEAR BEING MORE HONEST THAN REQUIRED. I FEAR YOU ARE COMPARING MY FEAR LINES WITH THOSE IN OTHER APPLICATIONS THAT USED FEAR LINES. I THINK THESE FEARS ARE TOO OBVIOUS. I FEAR SHARING SEVERAL FEARS THAT MADE IT TO THE SIXTY COVER AND NOT HAVING NEW FEARS TO FILL THIS COVER. I FEAR I MIGHT USE TOO MANY META-FEAR LINES. I FEAR SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ON THE COVER THAT I SHOULD BE USING FOR WHAT’S INSIDE. I FEAR MY FEAR LINES ARE TOO LONG. I FEAR MY ASSIGNMENTS ARE TOO INDIAN. I FEAR MY APPLICATION IS NOT AS “ETHNIC” AND “ROOTED” AS THE APPLICATION FROM RIO DE JANEIRO. I FEAR HAVING MORE FAVORITE MOVIES, BOOKS AND SONGS FROM THE WEST WILL WORK AGAINST MY CAUSE. I FEAR THE WORLD MIGHT NOT CARE MUCH FOR THE INVENTION I PITCHED. I FEAR “ADMISSION ON A ROLLING BASIS”. I FEAR THE TRAGEDY THAT IT WOULD BE IF THE US CONSULATE TURNS DOWN MY VISA AFTER I MANAGE TO SECURE ADMISSION. I FEAR THAT MADE ME SOUND PRESUMPTUOUS. I FEAR THE BASTARDIZATION OF MY LAST NAME BY WESTERN TONGUES. I FEAR I’LL BE CONFERRED WITH AN AMERICAN NICKNAME. I FEAR SOME OF MY FEARS ARE TOO FAR SIGHTED AND INCONSEQUENTIAL. I FEAR MY FEARS LACK QUALITY. I FEAR BUSINESS SUITS AND TIES. I FEAR OVER-ANALYSIS. I FEAR A BODY MASS INDEX OF 30. I FEAR IT IS UNBECOMING OF A POTENTIAL CREATIVE BRAND MANAGER TO ACKNOWLEDGE FEAR. I FEAR WRITERS AND ART DIRECTORS ALONE ARE ALLOWED THE LIBERTY TO EXPRESS FEAR. I FEAR MY REGRESSIVE HALF. I FEAR WORKING FOR PLAYBOY AND MY EXTENDED FAMILY LEARNING ABOUT IT. I FEAR MOSQUITOS.I FEAR ASKING FOR A FAVOUR AND BEING TURNED DOWN. I FEAR MY BRITISH SPELLINGS WILL BE MISTAKEN FOR SPELLING ERRORS. I FEAR EMBARASSMENT. I FEAR A HARD DISK CRASH. I FEAR TALKING TO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. I FEAR THAT WAS UNRELATED. I FEAR SQUANDERING EXPENSIVE PRINTER INK ON PRINTING MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES. I FEAR MY WALLS WILL BE TAKEN OVER BY MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS. I FEAR IT WOULD BE INTERPRETTED AS MY NEED FOR EXCESSIVE

EXTERNAL MOTIVATION. I FEAR BEING OVER EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING I FIND INTERESTING. I FEAR NOT SHARING THE EXCITEMENT SOMEONE FEELS FOR SOMETHING. I FEAR REGRET. I FEAR IF I GOT DRUNK I WOULD MISBEHAVE. I FEAR ADVERTISING IS ONLY ONE COG IN THE SYSTEM CONTRIBUTING TOWARDS THE SUCCESS OF A PRODUCT IN THE MARKET. I FEAR MOST ADVERTISING FOLK UNDERESTIMATE THE OTHER COGS. I FEAR GETTING MY HEART BROKEN. I FEAR BREAKING SOMEONE ELSE’S HEART. I FEAR THEY WILL BE DISHONEST SO AS NOT TO BREAK MY HEART. I FEAR I WILL BREAK THEIR HEART BY BEING HONEST. I FEAR XENOPHOBES. I FEAR GETTING TOO POLITICAL. I FEAR BEING APOLITICAL. I FEAR BLOWING MY “FUNNY FUSE”. I FEARED BEING REPRIMANDED FOR WATCHING ADS ON YOUTUBE AT WORK. I FEAR YOU HATE MY FAVOURITE BOOK. I FEAR YOU APPRECIATE MY FAVOURITE MOVIE AT A HIGHER DEGREE AND HAVE NO RESPECT FOR MY REASONS. I FEAR MY FAVOURITES TODAY WEREN’T MY FAVOURITES YESTERDAY. I FEAR MY FAVOURITES TODAY WON’T BE MY FAVOURITES TOMORROW. I FEAR REVEALING ONE’S FEAR IS UNHEALTHILY LIBERATING. I FEAR I MIGHT SEND THE MAIL BEFORE ATTACHING THE FILE. I FEAR OBSERVER EFFECT MIGHT HAVE DISTORTED THE RESULTS OF THE WEBSITE HOP EXERCISE. I FEAR I’M PAST MY PRIME. I FEAR MY PRIME WAS 17. I FEAR I AM 23. I FEAR THE STUFF INSIDE COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. WAY BETTER. I FEAR YOU’LL NOTICE THE LAST TWO LINES ARE TAKEN RIGHT OFF SIXTY. I FEAR YOU DON’T LIKE THE FONTS. I FEAR I’M INCOHERENT IN MY VIDEO. I FEAR YOU’LL HAVE TO PLAY IT SEVERAL TIMES. I FEAR YOU WON’T. I FEAR THE DVD CRACKED IN TRANSIT. I FEAR MY CONTRIBUTIONS TO MANKIND WILL NEVER COMPARE TO THOSE OF A NEURO SURGEON, A MATHEMATICIAN, A CONSTRUCTION WORKER, A FARMER. I FEAR THE US $ RISING AGAINST THE INR. I FEAR MUMBAI WOULD HAVE CHANGED WHEN I RETURN. I FEAR ALL THOSE POPULAR QUOTES THAT DISPARAGE ADVERTISING. I FEAR MY ASSIGNMENT HAS NO BEER OR CONDOM. I FEAR IT ISN’T GOOD LOOKING. I FEAR IT’S TOO LONG. I FEAR SOMEONE’S HAD THE SAME IDEA I DID. A DECADE AGO. I FEAR MY PURPOSE DOESN’T COME THROUGH STRONGLY FROM MY S-O-P. I FEAR SOME TYPOS HAVE ESCAPED THE SCRUTINY OF ALL PROOF-READERS. I FEAR THE FUN MIGHT EVAPORATE. I FEAR I MIGHT GET TIRED OF WORKING IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING. I FEAR OVERSLEEPING AND MISSING A CLASS. I FEAR HAVING TO LEAVE MY PARENTS ALONE. I FEAR AVERAGE. I TOO FEAR OBSCURITY. I FEAR FAILURE. I FEAR SUCCESS WOULD CHANGE ME. I FEAR AMPUTATION IF COMPLACENCY SETS IN UNNOTICED. I FEAR BEING A ROLL AND NOT A ROCK. I FEAR EXCHANGING A WALK-ON PART IN A WAR FOR A LEAD ROLE IN A CAGE. I FEAR ACKNOWLEDGING FEAR ALONE DOESN’T ERASE FEAR. I FEAR WE’RE ABOUT TO BEGIN.